The Princeton Chaos Index

CHAOS INDEX
TEMPORARILY CLOSED

The Princeton Chaos Index has collected enough emotional damage for now. Our systems are currently recovering from reports of:

INCIDENT LOGSTATUS: ACTIVE
CRITICAL

4-hour precepts

DURATION__
HIGH

Group projects where no one responds

NULL_COL_
SEVERE

Coffee Club withdrawals

CAFFE_
MODERATE

"Just a short reading" that is actually 120 pages

SC_

The Index will reopen during the next campus-wide panic event.

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Data shows Princeton students are 94% caffeine and 6% stress.

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