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Scientifically measuring how unhinged your semester has become.
Take the index. Completely anonymous. Mildly exposing.
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Keeps the data honest.
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Not a medical or academic assessment.
If this feels less funny and more real,
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Things you swore were temporary.
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Analyzing your academic instability
Calculating…
Chaos Breakdown
What This Means
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